Jimmy Dean

This is just a silly little story.  
About sausage haunting me.  

Yesterday I went to Smith's and bought quite a few groceries.  I was re-stocking after being on vacation.  When I got home I couldn't find my sausage.  I went through the receipt and checked to see if I had everything else.  I did.  And sausage was on the receipt, but not in my frig.  So I looked everywhere.  Car, sidewalk, grocery bags, frig, freezer.  Then I made Shaun check.  No sausage.  So today I went back to Smith's just to see if they keep track of things people leave behind or don't make it into the bags.  They don't, but they just let me take another thing of sausage.  No questions asked.  They didn't even look at my receipt.  I was happy for about a second.  Now I am just terrified that the original one is going to show up!  It is haunting me!  Every time I open the frig or see a grocery bag somewhere in the house, or look for something in my car, I am afraid it is going to show up.  Then I will feel stupid and not know what to do!  Dang sausage!  I should've just splurged another $3.42 and bought the second one myself!